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conversatanparade:

the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just

buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST

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16andratchet:

justanother-fuckedupmemory:

laughcentre:

avatar-jordan:

avatarded-avengers:

16andratchet:

the sexual tension between dora and swiper the fox

If tumblr begins shipping this I am 400% done

i’m sure there was an unaired episode where swiper swiped Dora’s virginity

im done

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

what even

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beatlesdreams-beatlesthings:

Pretty accurate, and for the record this is exactly what I do when I see paul live! lol

My dad: One of the guys that dated Taylor Swift should write a song called "Maybe You're The Problem"

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extremeswagoverdose666:

do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, able to carry groceries, but also able to strangle and kill a small child

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