the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just
buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST
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7 months ago
the sexual tension between dora and swiper the fox
If tumblr begins shipping this I am 400% done
i’m sure there was an unaired episode where swiper swiped Dora’s virginity
im done
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
what even
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7 months ago
Pretty accurate, and for the record this is exactly what I do when I see paul live! lol
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7 months ago
My dad:
One of the guys that dated Taylor Swift should write a song called "Maybe You're The Problem"
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7 months ago
do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, able to carry groceries, but also able to strangle and kill a small child
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7 months ago
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