the scariest thing about being an adult is looking at a 20 dollar bill and realizing that holy shit i could just
buy an entire cake for myself and eat it and nO ONE COULD STOP ME?? IT DOESN’T EVEN HAVE TO BE MY BIRTHDAY JESUS CHRIST
the sexual tension between dora and swiper the fox
If tumblr begins shipping this I am 400% done
i’m sure there was an unaired episode where swiper swiped Dora’s virginity
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
Pretty accurate, and for the record this is exactly what I do when I see paul live! lol
do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, able to carry groceries, but also able to strangle and kill a small child